Top Ten Ways to Fundraise Letterman Style
10. Donate online to research for heart disease and if you have it, get all your friends to donate, too.
9. Run a marathon and collect a dollar per mile from everyone you know and donate all the money to Oprah's schools, not because you care that much, but because you want her to know how much you really do like her.
8. Start a personal fundraising page about pants. But fundraise, too.
7. Volunteer in your community by raising money for Doctors Without Borders just to meet a handsome doctor.
6. Fundraise in your community by getting your friends to volunteer for Doctors Without Borders so they can meet handsome doctors if you have heart disease or are even worried about getting it.
5. Start a strike and grow a beard if no one you know is donating online. Be the first to do it.
4. Make sure your personal fundraising page includes the American Foundation for Courtesy and Grooming. What in the world does that mean.
3. If you aren't a runner, you can still have a marathon fundraising party for someone who is running. A friend. Someone you want to kiss. Or you can say you're running and fake an injury last minute like my brother. It's a great way to fundraise and not have to run, ever. You don't even have to train. You can leave the house with your shoes on pretending you're going for the run of your life and go for a nice relaxing cup of coffee.
2. When you have your fundraiser, even if you are super funny, do not talk for 90 minutes.
1. Your friends will be there for sure. And they won't even sit in your chair. They'll respect what you're doing so don't be afraid for a second to start your fundraising page and send it out.
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